5/12/2007

whole lotta religion collision

I just finished John Krakauer's Under the Banner of Heaven so maybe I am a little, teensy bit sensitive to religious kooks at the moment. It looks to me like Satan is perched on the tip of every politician's tongue. God is talking to well, God knows who. He must be whispering lines straight from wonderland. Some really funny stuff is coming out of the mouths of his representatives here on earth.

Al Sharpton kicked things off by telling Mitty that only true believers will win the race.

Then, Bill Keller, Florida Preacher and host of Live Prayer says a vote for Romney is a vote for Satan.

Well, that would be odd, since apparently Satan is busy making it possible for illegal aliens to stream into the United States. At least that's how one Utah Republican saw it as he proposed the beautifully composed resolution, Resolution opposing Satan’s plan to destroy the U.S. by stealth invasion.

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