Two great lines

Slacktivist: "This is, after all, the same American public that thinks "support for the troops" entails nothing more than putting a yellow-ribbon magnet on your car. These people can't even make the kind of long-term commitment involved in an adhesive bumper-sticker."

The Poor Man: "Due to time constraints, I’ve only managed to get one weekly wanker award post out in the last three weeks. It’s hard work: I literally have to read every single internet each week to extract the finest, wingnuttiest essays for your consideration and edification."