9/19/2005

Box of vomit

Crime wave story veers off on vomit tangent:

Residents also have to deal with vomit on their sidewalks and lawns. Some residents are planning to collect the vomit in boxes and give it to the mayor, she said.

The police and the city don’t seem to think it’s a real problem, Sullivan said.

A box full of vomit, she said, will show the mayor what residents have to deal with.

Yep this could work, but it will totally backfire if Rybak is a closet emetophile.

4 Comments:

At 2:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think I'll ever have enough anger to push me into collecting someone else's spew into a box. Why not just provide my own vomit? The mayor won't know.

 
At 9:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's interesting. I always thought people who got off on vomit were called refluxophiles. That's how it was termed by a reader in a horrifying Dan Savage column once. It appears, however, that emetophile is the authoritative term. Yuck.

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger Luke Francl said...

This entire discussion is completely disgusting.

 
At 6:01 AM, Blogger Chuck Olsen said...

i think a box of vomit is an unusual choice.
wouldn't it leak out of a box?

i'd think a nice Tupperware bowl would work better, or perhaps a gallon milk jug. how about a good ol' fashioned bucket-o-vomit? you can't go wrong with that.

 

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