If you really wanted to support the troops, you'd get one of these

So you are cruising to church in your hummer, thinking about all those gol durn dirty liberals an' how they hate America so much they just can't wait till we lose in Iraq, and you think, wait a minute, something's missing. But what? It's a perfect day, the mega-church will be jumping, the new flag is snapping nicely in the breeze. Oh, hang on, you could be missing this.