New Patriot: Rove to the woodshed, please

3/21/2007

I am looking forward to this:

House OKs subpoenas for top Bush aides

Accountability is a good thing.

At 12:50 PM, Anonymous said...: Moonbat interrogator: "Mr Rove, isn't it a fact that on December 12th, you skinned a kitty alive?"

Rove: "I have no recollection of that."

Moonbat interrogator: "Mr Rove, isn't it a fact that you attended a dinner with Adolph Hitler, Fuhrer of the Third Reich?"

Rove: "I have no recollection of that."

Moonbat interrogator: "Mr Rove, isn't it a fact that you beat your wife?"

Rove: "I have no recollection of that."

Moonbat interrogator: "Mr Rove, were you or were you not hiding under my bed last night?"

Rove: "I have no recollection of that."

Moonbat interrogator: "Maybe it was the closet..."

Rove: "I have no recollection of that."

Moonbat interrogator: "Oh yeah? Well Bush lied and people died, did you know that Rove? Were going to Wisconsin and New Hampshire and Iowa and Aaaaaiiiiiiiii!!"

Pfft. Enjoy your moonbat wank-a-thon.
At 1:15 AM, Chris Dykstra said...: Oh my god that was pithy.
At 3:06 AM, Anonymous said...: Oh my god, I totally forgot about Swiftee. Glad to see you're still on the winning team, bud.
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous said...: Oh my god, I am totally, like, stoked to still be around, dude!

3/21/2007