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posted by Luke Francl @ 12:03 AM |
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THE NEW PATRIOTSPREVIOUS POSTS
MINNESOTA BLOGSTHE LEFT WINGRULES OF ENGAGEMENT
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THE NEW PATRIOTSPREVIOUS POSTS
MINNESOTA BLOGSTHE LEFT WINGRULES OF ENGAGEMENT
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7 Comments:
Yeah, I ran across that a few days ago. A bronze bust of a real American Hee-ro all right.
A good investment for the wingnut who would like to diversify- rare coins are ultra solid, of course, but it is "conservative" to hedge the ol' nest egg bet.
Personally, I've been keeping my eye out for a good boat anchor- but not only is this thing too goddamn expensive, but I have to drill a hole somewhere to pass a line through. Just who was doing the engineering on the stupid thing?
Andy,
I believe there is an empty space in the middle, accessed through the ears, that would suit your purpose.
At least, that's the way it is in the real Bush. I presume this is a faithful reproduction.
I'll bet it comes with its very own "Mission Accomplished" banner, right?
I heard they tried to do a bust of Clinton... oh hell, I give up. There's just too many jokes there.
Anyway, nice to see someone hasn't stopped foaming at the mouth yet.
Looking forward to Nov?
This all you got?
-Censored
I've got a crate of these things being droppedshipped into my backyard. That's how fucking patriotic I am!
I've ordered 2 and I'll arrange them to look like they're kissing, huh huh huh!
Actually I was thinking it looked like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes!
The weird thing is that even a bronze bust cannot disguise that deer-in-the-headlights look: just just out the brow a bit further to conceal it a bit. More simian.
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