Headlines from the War on Sanity

Cheney - lies to high school kids, takes nap

Judge to Guantanamo Jailers - You don't got no jurisdiction, dudes

Bad news for Bush = Time to announce a terror plot! You can set your watch by it

Arkansas chair of the GOP says, 'Gol durnit, we need some more attacks on American soil...'

Caging Master resigns after Conyers requests "lost" GOP emails from BBC. PS. They prove election fraud.