New Patriot Exclusive: Mary Kiffmeyer's "homicide bomber" rant
Yesterday, Minnesota Secretary of State Mary Kiffmeyer released a scare-mongering rant about the threat of terrorism on Election Day. The hidden subtext: stay home. In it, she uses the discredited, Fox News-only term "homicide bomber" to refer to suicide bombers who might try to disrupt a polling location.
But don't worry! You can be on the lookout for homicide bombers with Mary's simple tips. Watch out for people bulky coats. They really ought to stand out in a crowd in November.
New Patriot Exclusive: Kiffmeyer's "Terrorism Will Not Win on Election Day" plan with terrorist spotting tips!
This comes just a day after Dick Cheney implied that if John Kerry is elected, America will be devastated by a terrorist attack. What's with all the Republican scare-mongering? Nevermind that Kiffmeyer's blast contradicts Cheney's implication that Big George is keeping us safe. The important thing is to keep everyone afraid at all times.
It's time to get someone into the White House who will do something to really protect America. Secure the ports and the borders. Beef up America's intelligence operation (bonus: also prevents bogus wars over illusionary WMDs!). Finish the war against Al Qaeda. Fully fund police and fire fighters here at home. Three years of failure is too many.
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The Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder has been following Kiffmeyer and the potential voter registration debacle:
Kiffmeyer�'s rush creates worry [Part 1]
Kiffmeyer�'s rush creates worry [Part 2]
City Pages: Some Things About Mary"Nobody has ever seen anything like this. She sees black helicopters everywhere she looks and she wants to put up as many barriers to voting as she can," one lobbyist and fellow Republican says flatly. "There isn't anyone who deals with her who doesn't see problems. If this election doesn't go well, I think she's going to be in big trouble."
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